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Lily Hammer
2:50 Wed Jan 11
Re: CV advice
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Fuck CVs! They are for sheep.
Just sneak into the boss's office, sit down and put your feet up, and then light up a joint and say "Alright mate? I'd like to work for your company, and I'm excellent, so you're lucky I came here....joint?"
If he or she doesn't like your behaviour, just say "If that's your attitude, then I don't want to work for you, anyway."
Follow my advice. I'm always on point.
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Pub Bigot
1:28 Wed Jan 11
Re: CV advice
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Hello, hello, hello,
Oink, oink.
Afternoon officer.
Sorry mate, I don't have an example.
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